“[E]ach ‘egg person’ and each ‘sperm person’ should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor and be protected against abuse, neglect or abandonment by the parent or guardian,” says the resolution. “[L]aws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal representation, and should potentially include laws in defense of ‘personhood,’ forbidding every man from destroying his semen.”
…”However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child,” reads the amendment.
I am completely dumbstruck by this. Are people that upset over abortion that they would actually go this far to stop it? I just… words fail me.
If I lived in Wilmington City, I would be in jail for life for how many times I would have broken the law today.
Everyone should just go there and jerk off in the street.
Stupid rules made by even more stupid people.
(via skepticalavenger)
What the absolute fuck
If you actually read the article it says that the bill is a protest against the war on people with vaginas right,...
This cannot be real… Dear lord our government is fucked up.
I need someone to tell me this is a joke
all the tumblr reblogs put “city” in there, not necessary{lol ‘wilmington city’, whaat?’; i live in wilmington. our...
WHAHWAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWha this is outrageous!!
my hometown… what.
How the hell did I not hear about this? Absolute bullshit. Are you going to get arrested for a nocturnal emission? Do...
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope they’re doing this to make a point about the...
IS THIS REAL?
HAHAHAHAHAA
*facepalm*
How the hell would they even know unless you publicly announce “hey guys, I totally had the best wank ever last night!”...
hahaha. fuckin wounded to live in Wilmington City… Unless their is like no crime or something… which would explain why...